By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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sallen0046 4

This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.

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Shaun2035 9

Look closely in the mirror. You just might need to shave

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Renesaga 8

If her friends notice, she may not have to look that closely.

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msmidnight1965 12

You NEVER shave your mustache hair if you are a girl... The hair will come back 10x thicker AND darker... Dumbest idea ever...

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beeship321 5

I do that hair thing all the time. Screw them doesn't matter if you have facial hair, everyone is beautiful just the same :)

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ILOVEU14 0

well so are u ok! i mean seriously guys that are so ******* judgemental are really annoying, its not girls faults that are hairy. just how it is now get over urself

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Gondile 4

Sorry buddy, I'd rather not make out with fuzz.

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MrLaryRottweila 1

Now thats a hairy situation

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Froz3narr0w 0

God-Damnit, you beat me to it!

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citybiotch 0

so so SOOOOO many woman have hair on upper lip... and many ore places.... (not me, but both my daughters do) go to a waxing or threading salon And for a few dollars "voila all gone" (until next time) go it's easy and nothing NOTHING to worry about!

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DocBastard 38

Just find a guy and ask him if he wants a moustache ride.

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Renesaga 8

Clever, but wouldn't that only work if OP had a handlebar 'stache?

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The_Moustache 6

Mmm, I love me some 'staches.

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

be glad you have honest friends and it's a good thing you found out so you can start taking care of the problem =)

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cradle6 13

Exactly, and maybe one day...one day we will create technology that will allow us to remove facial hair. Maybe it's just a pipe dream but I'm optimistic.

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perdix 29

Are there people out there who don't own mirrors? Or doesn't even have access to one? This is like one of those FMLs where a fat person doesn't know they are fat.

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im_wilder 0

like Peter Griffin, when his doctor "breaks" the news to him that hes obese (: family guy FTW

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sallen0046 4

This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.

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