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Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML


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On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

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Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "fuck you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.

#8 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:11pm by GreeneyedWonder

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Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P

#6 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:10pm by you_failed

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