Miscellaneous: Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

Is that so? So what do we get, GeezerBook? WrinklyFaceBook? Well I say **** that! We pay the bills, so you damn kids can get YOUR own shit! And get off my damn lawn!

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:16

Ahhh... the power of facebook.

MlKAYLA 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:18

Wow, just had to be Facebook. xD

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