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Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8883) - you deserved it (17086)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Nathan - United States (Illinois)

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this is the same as saying "i lost a pack of gum i bought this morning."

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:13pm by mattman8294

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Today I put $1.50 into the drink machine, But the machine didn't give me a drink. So i put another $1.50 in and got a drink this time. FML

#11 - On 03/21/2011 at 9:48pm by billywhhaatt

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