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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML


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On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

#7 - On 01/28/2011 at 1:11pm by DocBastard

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On what type of paper was the gun drawn?

#14 - On 01/28/2011 at 1:29pm by Triumvirate

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