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Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama

#10 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:14pm by ydi_4_suking

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Your mom was trying to read, and for you Floridians, that's a real strain!

If you saw she was busy, you should have just said you'd been dumped and gone to your room and cried. She'll come to you if she's interested in the tedious details.

#17 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:30pm by perdix

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