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Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by pedestrian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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PLEASE tell me you two aren't friends anymore... Or at least that your friend replaced your car!

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 5:59am by Mirorbo

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Don't let your friends borrow you car.

#3 - On 01/26/2011 at 6:04am by lovexbox

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