Kids: Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when...

By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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Canadian or American?

By BIGMOUTHD00D - 18/11/2022 02:00

Today, there was a karaoke at my job's Thanksgiving party. A girl sang and sounded horrible. I later told a colleague about it and said, "She sucked so bad… if I wanted to hear an animal dying, I'd go to a slaughterhouse." She was within earshot and burst into tears. Oh, and she's my boss's daughter. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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You deserved it 1 133

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:20

I think the kid was trying to tell you something.

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:27

Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:20

I think the kid was trying to tell you something.

bamafanatic82 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:21

yeah. lol.

lideke 1

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:49

I think she's trying to say you're great at vocals :)

chasin_butterfli 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:17

Yeah, don't quit your day job.

UHGG 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 15:50

OMGZ!! R U FER REALZ?? DOOD UR LIFEZ SUUUUUUUUUXXXXXZZ..... z

banana_buddy 6

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:45

0m5zZ It lik3z s0 KeWl 2 rite lik3 a c0mPl3t3 REt4rD. Seriously 34 you should not be visiting this site if you are under the age of 10.

Epic70 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 20:29

pretty sure 34 was being sarcastic

whatup360 1

Sunday 23 January 2011 21:31

yeah your the idiot 43

lideke 1

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:07

fail :)

Zya_fml 8

Monday 24 January 2011 7:40

43 - You've been trolled. :l

123whyme 0

Monday 25 April 2011 6:47

That child is he future Kanye West.

MzKylz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:21

boohoo lol

JonaDona 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:17

yea..wahh i cant sing well so i guess my life is pretty F up...get over it op this is not a fml

hideyoself 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:21

that was a hint ;)

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:27

Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.

maaack329 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:14

:D lol.

KVloveBC 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 20:18

I use to love spice girls!

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 21:23

We all did once upon a time.

alwa7sh 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:27

It's ok you will get over it and life will go on. If there is a YouTube video of this then FYL "5 year old turns off man's mic"

lovexbox 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:33

You suck. FYL.

TheMonolithian 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:08

hey friken add me on live.

emoooze 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:40

j would have told the fidgety bitch i back off:)

Prolusive 5

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:46

That 5 year old really knows how to drop a subtle hint!

kitty_kat1109 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:48

Haha. kids and their honesty(: lol.

sabresrock 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:49

obviously you're not the next American Idol

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