Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

by sunshine19217 / 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why would he care?

    #2 - On 01/18/2011 at 7:14pm by PhillyFox

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  • OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip.

    Does this sound like the beginning of a porn movie to anyone else?

    #13 - On 01/18/2011 at 7:22pm by UpsidedownKayak

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