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Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML


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On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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You should of asked them why they were acting strange or just trust them!! no reason to ditch them!! some friend you are!!

#2 - On 01/18/2011 at 7:13pm by Mr_Alex

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Why wouldn't you just confront them instead of childishly lying to them like that?

#6 - On 01/18/2011 at 7:17pm by PhillyFox

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