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Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22901) - you deserved it (4628)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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you were sorely mistaken.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:09am by katieatieay

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lulwut?

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:52am by Roi

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