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Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:38pm by NofolkDude

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hes jack bauer, you dont stand a chance. he cured cancer... in 24

#10 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:44pm by PandaBear

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