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Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6908) - you deserved it (31400)

On 01/10/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by brandon - Canada (Alberta)

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Well, it's good that you have a roommate named "Mutha Fuckin' Son of a Bitchin' Cock Whore" or you might have been there all damn night.

#4 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:29pm by furburger

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Sounds like me

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:15pm by Phillygal

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