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Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

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Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life?

If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

#7 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:21pm by DocBastard

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Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

#1 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:13pm by Lennsik

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