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Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

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Thats fucking awesome. volunteer all the time! you can be the guy that fucks up every word, like annual to anal, pencil to penis, and be like, sorry im tongue tied.

#12 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:29pm by Tupperware

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I did that orgasm/organism thing too. It was better because our teacher was ... very conservative and old-ish. heh heh heh.

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 2:14pm by haha

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