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Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML


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On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"

#2 - On 01/03/2011 at 5:13pm by sarahbear430

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That does-not sound like much fun. You should have licked it clean in front of him, but not before you offered him some (be polite).

#17 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:15pm by zanguard

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