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Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Besides the initial pain are you ok? Just get your brother back. He's gotta sleep sometime.

#7 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:23am by tygerarmy

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you should take clear packaging tape on his pubes, then rip it off

#11 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:35am by EvenHopeHides

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