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Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker."

    I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

    #4 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:15am by perdix

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  • At least he didn't:
    A)accidentally kill your cat
    B)steal your cake
    C)walk in on you masturbating

    Be grateful.

    #7 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:23am by DocBastard

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