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Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25600) - you deserved it (3410)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)

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I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.

#1 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:07am by perdix

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New year, time for a new boyfriend!

#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:07am by Trace01m

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