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Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18421) - you deserved it (4962)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by BobbyMalone - Canada (Ontario)

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That very same thing happened to a friend of mine Freshman year of H.S. I pointed out that one of our teachers looked to be pretty far along when I noticed her big belly and my friend (trying to suck up and be friendly) asked her when she was front of the ENTIRE class. Turned out, she was never pregnant. Needless to say, it took my friend a while to get back in her good graces.

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 3:56pm by Sharise21

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HAHA, that sucks. But thats more of FHL then yours.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:53pm by dsr9016

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