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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Everyone else has already said it, but I wanted to chime in, too--if he's nearsighted, it was a compliment.

#10 - On 02/14/2009 at 5:12am by nmk

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You're pretty when he's drunk too..

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:46am by factory

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