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Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML


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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

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That's not a toilet plunger, silly. One end is the suction cup to secure it to a smooth surface. The other end is for.....

Have fun!

#4 - On 12/14/2010 at 4:09pm by Ninjafriends

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FYL. I would secretly steal someone else's gift. I mean, they don't like you anyway, so you've got nothing to lose..

#7 - On 12/14/2010 at 4:12pm by Doortje

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