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Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (3286)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

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LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

#1 - On 12/13/2010 at 12:59pm by DahkLohd

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Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

#10 - On 12/13/2010 at 1:16pm by skyeyez9

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