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Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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oh god, i hope you got it outside and away from the house pretty quickly.
wouldn't want to deal with an infestation, especially so close to christmas.

#3 - On 12/11/2010 at 7:45pm by DanielleTheOne

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That's sad... it's so close to Christmas and you get this... FYL. D:

#2 - On 12/11/2010 at 7:45pm by DrDoofenshmirtz

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