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Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by RingRing - United States (California)

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I'm picturing that you put it in your panties and it kept vibrating during the performance. I think that would have been a little more fun for you.

#13 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:25pm by PhiUnion108

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now your phone is singing in the choir too! =)

#1 - On 12/11/2010 at 1:48pm by Arachu

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