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Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

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You shouldn't have done that

#1 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:20am by airball33

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impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

#6 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:26am by xX504DBXx

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