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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (3960)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

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Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him

#4 - On 12/09/2010 at 6:04am by xxmollyxx

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I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...

#5 - On 12/09/2010 at 6:04am by Liips

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