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Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58769) - you deserved it (5340)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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That alone is an FML.

#13 - On 04/28/2009 at 7:00am by Peanu_theGreat

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Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?

#10 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:52am by aFMLaddict

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