Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 097
You deserved it 34 774

Top comments

RedJester23 6

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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MrCalves 1

Wouldn't hitting the moose seriously f*ck up the OP and OP's car? I think the driving record is the least of the worries.

nikki456123 0

yours is a gay comment to so u shouldn't be talking

Fake. Mythbusters proved a while ago that if you hit a moose fast enough, you're pretty much screwed. If this really happened, the op would either be dead or in the hospital.

fakeaccountX 6

Shouldn't have been boasting, WOMAN.

depends but if they are alive they should have major injurys. if they don't then they are lying or very lucky in which they should take a shot at the lottery.

This is why you never say NEVER! Bet OP's a little superstitious now 

Today, I was trying to show my son that humans are our friends when some bitch hit me with a car FML

Not necessarily. A moose is heavy, but they usually roll over the passenger compartment.

That's irony for you! lol Hope you guys are ok.

76, I think she's beautiful so please kindly stfu.

you don't need to be nice to fat people

100- You don't need to be a hateful little douchebag. Punk.

Mind on the road, OP, mind on the road. :)

It was probably at night. The height of moose combined with their skinny legs and dark hair make them hard to see even with high beams on.

usmcwagner 0

That's not Karma, it's just irony at its finest.

its not karma nor irony its just the consequnces when we let women drive

kofinater 3

love how #17 can't even drive yet lol

17- you are 15. This means you cannot drive without your mommy or daddy in the car with you.

that_guy_ollie 0

unless he lives in new zealand where laws are ****** and peopel **** sheep oh and brown is the new black >.>

#122 If you think it's OK to **** sheep in New Zealand, don't get excited and book flights here pal. Take your sick fantasy somewhere else.

I find this funny in a tragicly ironic way. It's called jinxing a situation, everyone knows you don't do it. :P

are you a administrator or something because I see you comment on almost every post

Not a mod. No one in their right mind would trust me with moderator powers... :P Not to mention, I don't comment on them all, just quite a few.

Only the power of logic...which unfortunately isn't a superpower. :P

mandomandomando 3

That moose was a plant!! ...we're through the looking-glass here, people...