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Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by MadameM (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I had almost that exact thing happen to me in high school. parents at work, went to check the mail, locked and closed the door behind me. Elderly neighbor called the cops and I was hauled out of my bedroom window by my ankles. they didn't believe it was my house until I pointed out a recent photo of myself sitting on my table.

#5 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:48pm by alwaysalady

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you already broke into the house before. so it shouldn't be so hard to do it again. but eh, fyl LOL.

#4 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:14pm by xillentz

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