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Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML


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On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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I've been doing hair for 10 years now and make quite a bit more money than most of my friends who have "professional" jobs. Next time you're getting your own hair done why don't you take a moment to ask your stylist about the Anatomy and Physiology, Chemistry, and Electricity classes he/she had to take before you write it off as a "worthless qualification".

#6 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:54pm by chelle82

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any profession can make you money. just depends on how good you are at it and how seriously you take it. ydi and I hope your sister goes to that school and ends up making more money than you.

#2 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:48pm by Biggz1313

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