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Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24975) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/02/2010 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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not working, in bed all day, and all rugged up sounds like a good day to me=)

#3 - On 12/02/2010 at 6:20am by 77taylah33

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Go impose on friend with a warm fireplace and a mountain of hot chocolate

#2 - On 12/02/2010 at 6:18am by rave_noises

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