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Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

#1 - On 12/01/2010 at 10:04am by amerwin

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then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

#5 - On 12/01/2010 at 10:05am by Steplo

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