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Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18079) - you deserved it (72229)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

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are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

#3 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:18am by slyvanilla_creme

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Dude, just take a shower.

#10 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:38am by Sessee

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