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Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7853) - you deserved it (33711)

On 11/27/2010 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

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It is a sign, please never pick up a microphone.

#6 - On 11/27/2010 at 5:16pm by unidentified_sta

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wow...fail

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 5:10pm by iheart

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