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Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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Smores anyone?

#8 - On 11/25/2010 at 3:04am by FFML_314

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If he's "not too handy", why didn't you insist he NOT try to fix it? I hope you have some good insurance lol.

#6 - On 11/25/2010 at 3:00am by bamagrl410

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