Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
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surferchick96 0

and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...

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piper1003 1

How did the movie theater have ur phone number..?

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SunshineBoy21 0

Maybe the movie theater specialized in 'Stalker' films.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

#11 they have an auto dialler with everybody's number right next to the popcorn machine. op surely you have insurance, I'm so paranoid I have individually insured each part of my body and every item on my possesion.

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iSitt 0

I wonder if accidents are more frequent near the DMV

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yucayucatan 0

so you where in a car accident and you had no ID and no drivers license? that would send you to jail in my country

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yusaku02 20

#48 I wish they would send people in my country to jail if they didn't know the difference between where and were

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MissLizWolf 8

'a car slammed into mine at the intersection' uh, a car crash.

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ujonesy 0

I don't see how going to the DMV ties into the car accident.

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ujonesy 0

I meant that I don't see how losing the bank card ties into driving to the DMV.

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anorexicbarbie 8

27 Thanks for serving our country! My brother just joined the army as a Ranger, and I'm joining as well. And I think OP had to go to the DMV to get a new ID.

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miraggg 1

ok who the f drives "across the street" lol this person deserved it

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azhein 0

if didnt lose his wallet he wouldn't be going to the bank or DMV so he wouldn't have that wreck. that's the only reason I can think of to put all that in the fml.

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ujonesy 0

I didn't even think about him losing his drivers license which of course would be in his wallet. but he only mentions the debit card not the license so that's why I was confused. my bad. And 32 thank you for the support. it gets stressful and it's nice to see that people are supporting all of us.

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smokeymcpottt 3

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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surferchick96 0

and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...

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I_am_that_guy 0

I think the point is that he would not have been there in the first place if they had called sooner

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SunshineBoy21 0

I don't think OP was worried about the wallet at that point. I think they were pointing out the irony of the situation, that while they were running errands to replace what was in their wallet and subsequently got into a bad car accident, the theater called to say they found OP's wallet. Get it? ;)

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FYLDeep 25

Probably would have been better off if the car was totaled and the guys insurance bought you a new one. That sucks though. Shitty drivers around the DMV I guess.

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daltss 4

What if he WAS walking? I'm guessing he'd be pretty sore at the moment.. you know, getting hit by the car and all..

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77taylah33 0

damn if you would have left a little bit later you would have gotten the phone call and wouldn't of had to go anywhere

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phapho88 0

at lease u werent in it, abd thats y insurance is for quitr bitchin

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I_am_that_guy 0

...right...on her "drive" to the DMV she parked her car at an intersection, got out, and walked the rest of the way and that's when a car crashed into hers -_-

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DocBastard 38

I hate to do this...ok, no I don't. But I feel obligated to use my Idiot-English translation engine: "At least you weren't in it. That's what insurance is for. Quit your bitching." Now that that's our of the way, you're a moron. OP was driving the car and thus was inside it. Idiot.

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iheartglasses 0

Wrong place at the wrong time :( I know its hard to see a bright side to any of that, but at least your wallet was found and you won't have to pay for a replacement license and such.

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