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Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt)
Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:05am by notpreggers

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#18 shut up.

I have chunky friends with great skin.

Get over yourself ;)

#19 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:10am by mizled

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