Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

by maddie94 / 04/27/2009 at 5:14am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

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  • You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

    #2 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:14pm by mrhahn530

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  • Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight

    that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

    #1 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:12pm by housemd1120

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