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Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (56815) - you deserved it (4904)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

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girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.

#16 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:23pm by sonofskam

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The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women

#18 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:30pm by HT

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