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Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015