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Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really pretty.' No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, 'Wow. He must have been drunk.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29878) - you deserved it (3050)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Time for new friends...

#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:32am by brit8741

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Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!

#7 - On 11/14/2010 at 10:37am by nerdwithagun

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