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Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (7766)

On 11/13/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by snowman (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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My penis is extremely small and so I must compensate by screaming first. Wee-woo.

#1 - On 11/13/2010 at 7:23pm by sammyhell

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Oh, so you 'almost' got a foot of snow? So, it didn't snow... it just almost did. Glad to hear it didn't snow.

...I think you meant to say "my city got almost a foot of snow"...

#29 - On 11/13/2010 at 8:23pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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