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Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

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the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

#4 - On 02/26/2009 at 3:22am by LinkToEverything

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Okay, first of all...Jello? Really, of all the desserts in the world? And if you're fat okay...but please tell me you dumped the chubby chaser after that remark.

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 3:20am by roddy

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