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Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML


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On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

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It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.

#5 - On 10/29/2010 at 10:04am by amerwin

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aw :| thats fuked up. wat an ass...

#1 - On 10/29/2010 at 9:56am by sappel

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