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Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

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Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?

#15 - On 10/25/2010 at 1:13pm by flawedgenius

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Your boyfriend should be commended for raising Taco Bell awareness.

This is your shit. This is Taco Bell. This is your shit after Taco Bell. Any questions?

#16 - On 10/25/2010 at 1:15pm by Triumvirate

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