Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 4:21am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Two things:
    first, you may need glasses
    second, good throw from a distance

    #24 - On 10/21/2010 at 10:34am by philzilla

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  • You don't learn anything in soccer practice anyways...

    #8 - On 10/21/2010 at 10:13am by marinus

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