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Very suspicious behavior, indeed!
The cops were very worried when they found you weren't with some dude or your personal vibrator. And disappointed.
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Maybe you can try reading in a park instead next time.
...Oh, wait, cops will just question you about being a corpse then. Never mind.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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