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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other grls at the bar, he only does ithen he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together 4 a week now. He met me at the bar. looool FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:31pm by BrandOldDucky

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Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

#4 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:34pm by Sarah

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