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Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (44561) - you deserved it (6566)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

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this isn't fucked because of her not noticing the nose job, it's fucked that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:47pm by Melly

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you know, i think your mother is a problem in your life.
how can you talk your own girl into getting an operation? she should have been the one saying you didn't need it, you're ok the way you are etc.
and then you get it and she keeps going. it proves she doesn't even look at who you really are, she just wants to believe you're never good enough.
some mothers are poisonous, whether they do it on purpose or not.
i feel sorry for you. hope you are happy about your new face.
and most of all i hope you have enough people around you who make you feel good and love yourself.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:47pm by gatita

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