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Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10934) - you deserved it (24092)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

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#1: Why are you late for work?
#2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one.
#1: Don't let it happen again.

#1: Why are you late for work?
#2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors.
#1: ... Get the hell out.

#27 - On 10/10/2010 at 1:43pm by mrahhhhh

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So is there a little you-shaped hole on the train doors now?

#13 - On 10/10/2010 at 1:15pm by mercyFML

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